Where I would go if I could

If I could go anywhere in the world I would go to Antartica because there no human settlement to get on my nerves . It would be awesome since there is snow all year long and there is lots of nice blizzards all year long. It would also be amazing to target practice with the penguins and there is perfect weather for swimming. Then I would take chris there and there would be an epic snowball fight and then make the worlds largest snowman and use some coloring to turn it pink (Maybe Penguin blood soaked in red paint?). Well after that we would probably do some stupid thing that would melt the snow there and have a global flodding and get the FBI and CIA on our butts (the way we would accomplish this: NUCLEAR)